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'written' jokes. as usual -- some of them are in English, some in Polish.

  * [[http://www.wykop.pl/artykul/356888/steve-i-bill/|Stive i Bill]] (PL) -- few pictures taken from talk-show with interesting/funny dialogues appended in comic-book style.
  * {{:humour:spluczka_w_linuxie.pdf|spłuczka w linuxie}} (PL) -- how would toilet flush work if linux ppl were involved?((original can be found on [[http://www.piotr.nabielec.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=99999999|Piotr Nabielec's page]].))
  * [[humour:riding a dead horse]] -- corporate way of solving problems.
  * [[http://99-bottles-of-beer.net]] -- implementation of non usual hello world in over 1000 programming languages.
  * [[humour:New office policy]] -- short list of what else can be optimized inside office space.
  * [[http://www.eioba.pl/a71689/rzeczy_ktore_powinienes_juz_wiedziec]] (PL) -- things you should know abut life.
  * [[http://www.eioba.pl/a84318/kurs_pilotazu_na_pilota_pasazerskiego_porozumiewanie_sie_z_obsluga_naziemna]] (PL) -- what can be reported by pilot/tower/mechanics... ;)
  * [[http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans]] -- Rootless root: "The Unix Koans of Master Foo"
  * [[humour:modlitwa zestresowanego pracownika]] (PL) -- how to cope with stress at work.
  * [[http://www.webaudit.pl/blog/2007/najdziwniejsze-captcha-w-sieci]] -- best [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA|CAPTCHA]] on the web.
  * [[http://www.joemonster.org/art/9156/Horoskop]] (PL) -- check your zodiac sign and see who you really are.
  * [[humour:quotes]] -- interesting and funny quotes.
  * [[http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=13558184&f=230&st=0]] (PL) -- discussion on forum: ppl trying to persuade one guy that reason for slow "keyboard response" is too long kbd cable.
  * [[http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Linuksowiec]] (PL) -- great note on linux users. ;)
  * [[:humour:kubus puchatek hc:Kubus Puchatek HC]] (PL) -- hardcore version of Kubuś Puchatek found somewhere on the net many years ago.
  * [[:humour:mury]] (PL) -- funny texts found written on street walls.
  * [[:humour:oblezenie]] (PL) -- "siege" probably the biggest nonsense out of all stories i have ever wrote.
  * [[:humour:bzy]] (PL) -- "lilac": absurd story of mine no.2.
  * [[:humour:dywan]] (PL) -- story of "the carpet" happenes... on the carpet. i've wrote it some time (ex: years) ago.
  * [[:humour:reinstalacja windows]] (PL) -- a story of one guy who had very specific reinstalation of windows 9x...
  * [[:humour:beczka]] (PL) -- very old article (from somewhere around 1999-2000) about stupidity of one worker((this has been rewritten from some paper, but i don't know which one)).
  * [[:humour:10 przykazan szczesliwego czlowieka]] (PL) -- "The happy-man's decalogue"
  * {{:humour:oda_do_kibla.pdf}} (PL) -- "oda do kibla" (eng.: "ode to the toilet"). text is famous scouts' song. along with good picture for sumarise it makes good toilet wallper.
  * [[:humour:fortunes]] -- some more interesting quotes/jokes that //''fortune -a''// have shown recently.
  * [[:humour:hodowla mezczyzn]] (PL) -- long description of farming men. good one! i don't know what was the original source of it...
  * {{:humour:please_do_not_feed_the_troll.txt|Please do not feed The Troll}} -- very cool ascii-art. i use it as a splash screen when booting [[:prjs:t-20 evo:T-20 EVO]].
  * [[:humour:IT-jokes PL]] (PL) -- IT-related jokes in Polish,