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'written' jokes. as usual – some of them are in English, some in Polish.

• Stive i Bill (PL) – few pictures taken from talk-show with interesting/funny dialogues appended in comic-book style.
• spłuczka w linuxie (PL) – how would toilet flush work if linux ppl were involved?⁴⁾
• riding a dead horse – corporate way of solving problems.
• http://99-bottles-of-beer.net – implementation of non usual hello world in over 1000 programming languages.
• New office policy – short list of what else can be optimized inside office space.
• http://www.eioba.pl/a71689/rzeczy_ktore_powinienes_juz_wiedziec (PL) – things you should know abut life.
• http://www.eioba.pl/a84318/kurs_pilotazu_na_pilota_pasazerskiego_porozumiewanie_sie_z_obsluga_naziemna (PL) – what can be reported by pilot/tower/mechanics… ;)
• http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans – Rootless root: “The Unix Koans of Master Foo”
• modlitwa zestresowanego pracownika (PL) – how to cope with stress at work.
• http://www.webaudit.pl/blog/2007/najdziwniejsze-captcha-w-sieci – best CAPTCHA on the web.
• http://www.joemonster.org/art/9156/Horoskop (PL) – check your zodiac sign and see who you really are.
• quotes – interesting and funny quotes.
• http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=13558184&f=230&st=0 (PL) – discussion on forum: ppl trying to persuade one guy that reason for slow “keyboard response” is too long kbd cable.
• http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Linuksowiec (PL) – great note on linux users. ;)
• Kubus Puchatek HC (PL) – hardcore version of Kubuś Puchatek found somewhere on the net many years ago.
• mury (PL) – funny texts found written on street walls.
• oblezenie (PL) – “siege” probably the biggest nonsense out of all stories i have ever wrote.
• bzy (PL) – “lilac”: absurd story of mine no.2.
• dywan (PL) – story of “the carpet” happenes… on the carpet. i've wrote it some time (ex: years) ago.
• reinstalacja windows (PL) – a story of one guy who had very specific reinstalation of windows 9x…
• beczka (PL) – very old article (from somewhere around 1999-2000) about stupidity of one worker⁵⁾.
• 10 przykazan szczesliwego czlowieka (PL) – “The happy-man's decalogue”
• oda_do_kibla.pdf (PL) – “oda do kibla” (eng.: “ode to the toilet”). text is famous scouts' song. along with good picture for sumarise it makes good toilet wallper.
• fortunes – some more interesting quotes/jokes that fortune -a have shown recently.
• hodowla mezczyzn (PL) – long description of farming men. good one! i don't know what was the original source of it…
• Please do not feed The Troll – very cool ascii-art. i use it as a splash screen when booting T-20 EVO.
• IT-jokes PL (PL) – IT-related jokes in Polish,